Bet My Governor is a Bigger Idiot Than Yours

We liked our governor, Mark Sanford. He tried refusing stimulus money--went to court over it. Four sons--gotta like anybody with four boys. Did ya hear about him? Dimwit was a rising star in the Republican party. But he couldn't keep his pants zipped. Stupid idiot just admitted to an affair. Another one bites the dust. Why do so many intelligent men throw it all away for sex? Man, I am irked.